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I’m coming home
I’m coming home
Tell the world I’m coming home
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes
I’m coming home
I’m coming home
Tell the world I’m coming…

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How about that there internal bleeding?

It’s the chorus from this song, but I’m not a fan when the rapping starts. XD;

did-you-reboot:

did-you-reboot:

HEY, DO YOU WANT TO OWN THOSE DERPS IN THE PICTURE UP THERE (and also some prints)?

Contest tiiiime! Figured it’d be a little something to thank all you lovely followers for sticking with me for so long. (Also, forgive me for the poor camera quality). I guess they look pretty derpy, but they’re kinda cute, so…

Anywho, here’s how you can win a set of these little charms and some prints:

1. GET YOURSELF A PLOT FROM THIS PLACE: http://jesterball.com/Animations/animeplotgenerator.html

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2. WRITE ME A STORY OR DRAW ME A COMIC BY CROSSING THAT PLOT WITH PORTAL.

DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA JUST GIVE THESE TO YOU GUYS?I took some time to make these, so the least you could do is take a little time and write me a story or draw me a comic.

Anything goes as long as you’re crossing the generated plot with Portal. I don’t care if they’re robots, androids, humanized, octopusized — it’s all good as long as you can tell a story. Obviously the plots generated are going to be ridiculous, so try to have fun writing or drawing.

Fanfics:

I’m going to have a minimum word count of 750. Seriously, I’m going to check. I’m also a stickler for grammar and spelling, so use that spellchecker well.

Comics:

It’s kinda hard to judge the length of a comic since there are different ways to do it…So let’s say 4 panels minimum if you’re going to do a comic. If you have some non-paneled way of doing a comic and are wondering if it’s okay, then send me a message.

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Warning: If you use technology or programming in your fanfic or comic, I will scrutinize it. So unless you can explain why GLaDOS has commands that look like XML tags or whatever, be careful. I swear, if you don’t have a good explanation for how GLaDOS got a virus… D:<

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3. SEND IT TO ME AT reboot.all.the.things@gmail.com BY SUNDAY, AUGUST 12TH.

Make sure you include the original prompt because I’m curious. XD

After I go through the submissions, I’ll pick one fanfic and one comic (I made two sets of charms), post the winners, and message the winners for their information so I can send Insane Wheatley mail the charms and prints.

Sooo…good luck. Happy anime plot generating!

Rebloobing because is almost the 12th.

XD;; Am I asking too much just for a pile of derpy charms…?

WELP. How ‘bout this. In case more people were still interested, let’s give it another month. Ahaha. So if anybody already submitted something to me, you can fix it or whatever you like.

NEW DEADLINE: Sunday, September 16

did-you-reboot:

HEY, DO YOU WANT TO OWN THOSE DERPS IN THE PICTURE UP THERE (and also some prints)?

Contest tiiiime! Figured it’d be a little something to thank all you lovely followers for sticking with me for so long. (Also, forgive me for the poor camera quality). I guess they look pretty derpy, but they’re kinda cute, so…

Anywho, here’s how you can win a set of these little charms and some prints:

1. GET YOURSELF A PLOT FROM THIS PLACE: http://jesterball.com/Animations/animeplotgenerator.html

—

2. WRITE ME A STORY OR DRAW ME A COMIC BY CROSSING THAT PLOT WITH PORTAL.

DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA JUST GIVE THESE TO YOU GUYS?I took some time to make these, so the least you could do is take a little time and write me a story or draw me a comic.

Anything goes as long as you’re crossing the generated plot with Portal. I don’t care if they’re robots, androids, humanized, octopusized — it’s all good as long as you can tell a story. Obviously the plots generated are going to be ridiculous, so try to have fun writing or drawing.

Fanfics:

I’m going to have a minimum word count of 750. Seriously, I’m going to check. I’m also a stickler for grammar and spelling, so use that spellchecker well.

Comics:

It’s kinda hard to judge the length of a comic since there are different ways to do it…So let’s say 4 panels minimum if you’re going to do a comic. If you have some non-paneled way of doing a comic and are wondering if it’s okay, then send me a message.

—

Warning: If you use technology or programming in your fanfic or comic, I will scrutinize it. So unless you can explain why GLaDOS has commands that look like XML tags or whatever, be careful. I swear, if you don’t have a good explanation for how GLaDOS got a virus… D:<

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3. SEND IT TO ME AT reboot.all.the.things@gmail.com BY SUNDAY, AUGUST 12TH.

Make sure you include the original prompt because I’m curious. XD

After I go through the submissions, I’ll pick one fanfic and one comic (I made two sets of charms), post the winners, and message the winners for their information so I can send Insane Wheatley mail the charms and prints.

Sooo…good luck. Happy anime plot generating!

Rebloobing because is almost the 12th.

XD;; Am I asking too much just for a pile of derpy charms…?

HEY, DO YOU WANT TO OWN THOSE DERPS IN THE PICTURE UP THERE (and also some prints)?

Contest tiiiime! Figured it’d be a little something to thank all you lovely followers for sticking with me for so long. (Also, forgive me for the poor camera quality). I guess they look pretty derpy, but they’re kinda cute, so…

Anywho, here’s how you can win a set of these little charms and some prints:

1. GET YOURSELF A PLOT FROM THIS PLACE: http://jesterball.com/Animations/animeplotgenerator.html

—

2. WRITE ME A STORY OR DRAW ME A COMIC BY CROSSING THAT PLOT WITH PORTAL.

DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA JUST GIVE THESE TO YOU GUYS?I took some time to make these, so the least you could do is take a little time and write me a story or draw me a comic.

Anything goes as long as you’re crossing the generated plot with Portal. I don’t care if they’re robots, androids, humanized, octopusized — it’s all good as long as you can tell a story. Obviously the plots generated are going to be ridiculous, so try to have fun writing or drawing.

Fanfics:

I’m going to have a minimum word count of 750. Seriously, I’m going to check. I’m also a stickler for grammar and spelling, so use that spellchecker well.

Comics:

It’s kinda hard to judge the length of a comic since there are different ways to do it…So let’s say 4 panels minimum if you’re going to do a comic. If you have some non-paneled way of doing a comic and are wondering if it’s okay, then send me a message.

—

Warning: If you use technology or programming in your fanfic or comic, I will scrutinize it. So unless you can explain why GLaDOS has commands that look like XML tags or whatever, be careful. I swear, if you don’t have a good explanation for how GLaDOS got a virus… D:<

—

3. SEND IT TO ME AT reboot.all.the.things@gmail.com BY SUNDAY, AUGUST 12TH.

Make sure you include the original prompt because I’m curious. XD

After I go through the submissions, I’ll pick one fanfic and one comic (I made two sets of charms), post the winners, and message the winners for their information so I can send Insane Wheatley mail the charms and prints.

Sooo…good luck. Happy anime plot generating!

He was mostly dead when she found him on the surface, his head battered in and his fingers clinging doggedly onto a bloodied crowbar and a curious gun. GLaDOS had told her about this gun and she’d held the non-functioning one found in one of Aperture’s labs, so she knew at once what it was. She’d knelt down to see just how close to dead he was…

Their eyes met, and she understood.

Now that it had become impossible for GLaDOS to comfortably ignore the alien threats ravaging the surface, Chell understood.

They were the same, she and he.

She nodded to him, and though he could no longer move his body, she understood the fleeting look in his eyes. She understood. She understood it all.

And once he faded, she pried the gun from his hand and stood up to face those that dared to stand in her way.

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Mentally slapped myself and drew this when I was sad and feeling sorry for myself. Ahahaha.

Also for anyone who is asking, yes that is a robot leg. No, she is not all robot. Not yet. XD

[dA]

guavi:

We went and found ourselves a wheat field to derp in.

FREEEEDOOOOOOOOM

WHEEEEEEEEE

I AM THE MOST KAWAII

NOTE: For best results, please use Firefox or IE9. See below for explanation (I have a good one. Really. XD). Also, in Chrome/Safari, the first frame is blank (haven’t figured out why yet). It’s a long intro. The song kicks in around 30 seconds in, so sit tight.

[ CLICK HERE FOR MUSIC COMIC THING ]

WHOA WHAT NOW?! IE??!!?!??!: This music thing is mostly an experiment of JavaScript and HTML5 Canvas, so its behavior is browser-dependent. I’ve found that Firefox on Windows/OSX does it best, then Chrome on Windows, then IE9, then Chrome/Safari on OSX. This also means that if your computer is an old derp, performance may not be as good.

You can use Chrome/Safari if you want. It’ll still work. It’s just that the transitions get a little niggly if you do. Chrome on Windows seems to have trouble with the transitions if the interval is too short. Chrome/Safari on OSX seem kinda…slower? I dunno. o__o;; I’m gonna try to iron out the weirdness for the next ones I do.

It’s pretty easy to use the code once it’s set up. If anyone’s interested, I can make a tutorial about how to use the code and you can make your own slideshow comic things.

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Anyway, hope you guys liked it. @__@ Usually towards the end of these big things, I start hating myself and I feel like everything I’m working on is a pile of shit. I still feel like that…Ahaha…

WELP.

Guys, why you all gotta steal poor Wheatopus’s test chambers? I mean, he worked hard to put that button in there for Chellwhal to put a cube on.

WhaleDOS is not amused.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

While I’m flattered that you’ve come to me for help, there are a couple problems I’m going to point out with this:

1. I don’t have the kind of clout to say, “Hey everybody, stop doing porn and smut,” not that any one person on the internet really has that sort of power. If anything, people wouldn’t take me seriously because of the kinds of posts I make. So all in all, not the best choice in ambassadors here. Is it because I don’t draw porn myself? Just because I don’t draw it myself doesn’t mean that I have a problem with people who do.

2. What other people want to do on their blogs is their business, so if they want to write gratuitous porn, then they’re perfectly within their rights to do so. I have no problem with this, and although you said that you have no problem with people’s personal desires, you are asking me to help stop them putting their personal desires out there? That’s not something I’m willing to do, honestly, and I think it’s presumptuous to want to stop these people from drawing and writing what they feel like. Who am I to say that someone can’t draw lesbian sex with GLaDOS or Wheatleycest or whatever else people are drawing? I mean, what if the only things I draw now are the Portal crew riding unicorns?

“Hey Reboot, stop drawing Wheatley on unicorns, I came here to see him stab things and I don’t want to see this fandom become a haven for unicorns.”

That definitely wouldn’t fly with me (and if it was me, I’d take it as a cue to draw more unicorns). I understand that it can be frustrating to see your favorite artists draw things you don’t like, but they’re not your personal art people that should draw only things that you like. Besides, if you’re not liking what you’re seeing, why not draw and write some stuff yourself? It’s fun!

Anyway, every fandom I’ve seen turns into shipping and porn. It’s just the natural order of things. Even Spongebob. Go take a look at some of the fanfics in the Spongebob archive on ff.net. Haha.

There’s no way to stop any of this.

And even if there was, I wouldn’t try to.